oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

"Because he’s a little angel."

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


fcuk

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fcuk

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

deerwoof:

*eats a leaf* i an a very cool indie girl

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

heymelloncollie:

the past two nights have been utterly incredible. between acoustics and actual sets, I’ve gotten to hang out with my closest friends and sleep in “chilinois” and indy. Considering this whole skeleton clique thing started one night at a birthday sleepover, I think the growth of twenty one pilots and skelly clique is a testament to #powertothelocaldreamer.

heymelloncollie:

the past two nights have been utterly incredible. between acoustics and actual sets, I’ve gotten to hang out with my closest friends and sleep in “chilinois” and indy. Considering this whole skeleton clique thing started one night at a birthday sleepover, I think the growth of twenty one pilots and skelly clique is a testament to #powertothelocaldreamer.

tagged: +twenty one baes